she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Mom said you looked used
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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