i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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