It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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