I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
it's great music for shaving your balls
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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