did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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