Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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