there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Do plants get herpes?
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