So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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