doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I want to fling myself into the sun
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
Randomize