hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
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