gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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