Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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