i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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