I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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