ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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