If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
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