I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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