Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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