found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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