I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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