Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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