Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Is it penis luge time yet?
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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