Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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