another moral hangover. fuck.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
Come on in and take your pants off
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