i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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