When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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