Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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