i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
He uses pillows to masturbate.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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