Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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