Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
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