I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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