I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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