Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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