super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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