Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Randomize
