How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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