Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
So vagazzling was a success
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
Randomize
