Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
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