i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
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