whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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