just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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