Porn is love you can see.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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