i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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