Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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