just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
