You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
now i know why i became what i already was.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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