I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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