I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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