Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
love makes seman taste better
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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