Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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