i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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