Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
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