He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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