Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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