carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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