Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Michael Bay diarrhea
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
i think im in europe. pls send help
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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